And that may not seem like much of a reason... but the REASON I'm tired... and I'm sick... is...
Are you sitting down???
Really, I think if you know me, and don't already know what I'm about to say, you should pull up a chair, and maybe put down anything you have to drink so it doesn't spill....
I'm... Well... A picture is worth a thousand words I suppose....
Seriously...
If you spill grape juice on white carpet, it's NOT my fault.
You are soley responsible for snorting soda through your nose...
Or falling from your full standing height and banging your chin on your computer desk.

The due date is around the 7th of April. And yes, we did it on purpose. I claim temporary insanity.